Welcome to Cafe Kalani
A Maid & Butler Cafe with high quality food selection and impeccable service!
We hope you enjoy your stay with us!
Open Every Day!
Breakfast/Lunch Hours....11am-4pm EST
Dinner Hours.......7pm-11:30pm EST
Here at Cafe Kalani we are dedicated to the comfort of our Masters and Mistresses.
Breakfast
Breakfast is served from 11am - 1pm EST
★ RP content, not ingame foods or drinks.
There will be an upcharge for HQ items. Available upon request.
Entree
Tofu Pancakes.......5,000g
★ Pancakes......8,000g
★ Louisox French Toast.....10,000g
Farmers Breakfast.......9,000g
Royal Eggs.........3,000g
Fried Eggs.........2,000g
★ Scrambled Eggs.......4,000g
★ Dodo Wings & Carbuncle Waffles......13,000g
Beverages
Spiced Cider.........8,000g
Lemonade.........8,000g
Triple Cream Coffee.........12,000g
Doman Tea.........9,000g
Matcha.........5,000g
Buckwheat Tea.....5,000g
Chamomile Tea......5,000g
Pastries
Ishgardian Muffins......9,000g
Honey Muffins......3,000g
Apple Tart.......1,000g
Cornbread......2,000g
Sohl Al Tart......9,000g
Crumpet......1,000g
Pastry Fish[2x].....1,500g
Ginger Cookie[2x].......4,000g
Coffee Biscuit......2,000g
Cakes
Rolanberry Cheesecake.....2,000g
Creme Brulee.......5,000g
King Cake.......8,000g
Pixieberry Cheesecake.....9,000g
Breakfast Specials
★ Soft Dream Pancakes........15,000g
-with chocolate syrup and sprinkled flowers from il Mheg!
comes with Titania green tea and moogle ice-cream
Lunch
Lunch is served from 1pm - 4pm EST
★ RP content, not ingame foods or drinks.
There will be an upcharge for HQ items. Available upon request.
Entree
Popoto Salad.........800g
Salmon Muffin.........1,000g
Tako-yaki.........6,000g
Nomad Meat Pie.........2,000g
Ratatouille.........1,500g
Finger Sandwiches.......1,000g
Buttons in a Blanket......1,000g
Beverages
Spiced Cider.........8,000g
Lemonade.........8,000g
Triple Cream Coffee.........12,000g
Doman Tea.........9,000g
Matcha.........5,000g
Buckwheat Tea.....5,000g
Chamomile Tea......5,000g
Pastries
★ Cookie Bear......5,000g
Baklava.....4,500g
Apple Strudel....3,000g
Almond Cream Croissant....3,000g
★ Suzaku Fruit Tart.....5,000g
Cakes
★ Choco Cake........8,000g
★ Kawaii Cake.......10,000g
-chocolate
-vanilla
-marble
Shaved Ice
★ Strawberry.....2,500g
★ Lemon.....2,500g
★ Melon.....2,500g
★ Green Tea....2,500g
★ Rolanberry......2,500g
Ice Cream
★ Elemental Ice Cream.......2,000g
Chocolate
Vanilla
Sweets
Persimmon Pudding......8,000g
★ UWU Sundae......10,000g
Lunch Specials
★ Sugoi Sandwiches.....4,000g
★ Kawaii Fae Curry......6,000g
★ Angelic Ramen......6,000g
★ Om Nom Okonomiyaki.....10,000g
-with sliced beef and BBQ sauce
★ Southern Thanalan Grilled Dodo Breast Sandwich......6k
Drink Specials
★ Cocobanana Shake.....5,000g
★ Strawberry Shake.......4,000g
★ Black Velvet Shake.......5,000g
★ Kupo Kupo Parfaits........5,000g
-chocolate
-strawberry
★ Notice Me Senpai.........8,000g
Sides
No Lalas were harmed in the making of these items
★ Lala Fries......5,000g
Mashed Popotoes.....2,000g
Dinner
Dinner is served from 7pm - 11:30pm EST
★ RP content, not ingame foods or drinks.
There will be an upcharge for HQ items. Available upon request.
Appetizer
Steppe Salad.........2,000g
Popoto Salad.........2,000g
Crab Croquette.........4,000g
Finger Sandwiches.........1,000g
Parsnip Salad........2,000g
Meat Miq'abob.......3,000g
Alligator Salad.........2,000g
Shepherd's Pie.......5,000g
Entree
Miso Dengaku.........5,000g
Tempura Platter.........10,000g
Warriors Stew.........8,000g
Shorlog.........6,000g
Forest Miq’abob.........5k
★ Lominsa Smoked Dodo.......7,000g
★ Angelic Ramen......6,000g
★ Doman Takoyaki.........8,000g
Beverages
(See Bar Menu)
Sides
No Lalas were harmed in the making of these items
★ Lala Fries......5,000g
Mashed Popotoes.....2,000g
Cakes
Pixieberry Cheesecake.........5,000g
Rolanberry Cheesecake.........5,000g
Jellied Compote.........10,000g
★ Tiramisu..............12,000g
★ Black Forest Cake (chocolate)......10,000g
★ Tiger Cake (coffee).......8,000g
★ Namazu Gold Cake (vanilla).......11,000g
★ Minfillia Marble Cake......15,000g
Special Offers
Share with FRIENDS (set meals)
(Please note sets D - E do not come with drinks and must be purchased separately.)
Breakfast/Lunch
Set A.......1,500g
Your choice of 1 cake + 2 drinks (any types)
Set B........2,200g
Your choice of 2 cakes + 3 drinks (any types)
Set C.........3,500g
Your choice of 3 cakes + 4 drinks (any types)
Dinner
Set D.......5,500g
2-Course Meal
Set E.........7,000g
3-Course Meal
Other Offers
1. Take a Picture with your favorite Maid or Butler!...........500g
Have your picture taken with your favorite Maid or Butler and recieve it in the Syndicate discord under the Cafe Kalani tab!
Bar Menu
Join Us For Happy Hour! Every Day From 7PM -9PM EST
Bar drinks can be served with the regular cafe menu.
★ All items on this menu is RP generated.
✔means the item is imported.
Cocktails
Twisted Garuda.......15,000g
Orange Vodka, Blue Curacao, orange and pineapple juice
The Mogfather.......20,000g
Scotch single malt and Amaretto
Dirty Sultana.......15,000g
Grey Goose vodka and a splash of olive juice garnished with two blue cheese olives
Mad Garlean.......21,000g
Tequila, creme de banana, white creme de cacao and fresh lime juice
Wines
Reds
La Noscean Chateau
bottle.....40,000g
6oz.....10,000g
9oz.....20,000g
Mor Dhona Merlot
bottle.....15,000g
6oz......5,000g
9oz......10,000g
✔ Dravania Nior
bottle.......25,000g
6oz......15,000g
9oz......20,000g
✔ Forelands Red
bottle......15,000g
6oz......5,000g
9oz.....10,000g
Ewer Rose
bottle.......22,000g
6oz......15,000g
9oz......20,000g
✔ Red Shiki
bottle......42,000g
6oz......10,500g
9oz......21,000g
✔ Amnesia Anyder
bottle......50,000g
6oz.........12,500g
9oz.........25,000g
Whites
Wandering White
bottle.....12,000g
6oz.....3,000g
9oz......6,000g
Sultana Sip
bottle........24,000g
6oz.......6,000g
9oz.......12,000g
Crystalline Tears ✔
bottle.......45,000g
6oz.....11,250g
9oz......22,500g
Tessellation ✔
bottle.......30,000g
6oz........7,500g
9oz.......15,000g
Syrcus Zinfandel
bottle......18,000g
6oz......4,500g
9oz.......9,000g
Crown Lift Riesling
bottle.......19,000g
6oz........4,750g
9oz.........9,500g
Matoya Cabernet ✔
bottle......30,000g
6oz......7,500g
9oz.......15,000g
Beer
Draft Beer
Odin's Hall of Sorrow.....10,000g
Shin-Zantetsuken.......10,000g
Judgement Day......10,000g
✔ Susano Dark Cloud......15,000g
✔ Stormsplitter......15,000g
✔ Diabolos Night Terror......15,000g
Bottled Beer
Whorleater......10,000g
✔ Serpent Descending......15,000g
✔ Fifth Element.......15,000g
✔ Byakko Strike......15,000g
Mountain Buster......15,000g
Shots
Please note prices vary.
Exarch's Dream
single......4,750g
double.....9,500g
Ala Mhigan Heart
single.....8,500g
double.....17,000g
Midgardsormr's Tears
single.....7,500g
double.....15,000g
Shinryu's Rage
single.....10,000g
double.....20,000g
Diamond Dust
single.......7,000g
double.....14,000g
Zenos Madness
single.....8,500g
double.....17,000g
Landslide
single.....10,000g
double.......20,000g
Divebomb
single....6,000g
double.....12,000g
A flight of shots
65,000g
this includes every shot on this menu.
Cafe guidelines
While under the supervision of the Owner and Managers of Cafe Kalani our neverending goal is to create a safe and healthy RP environment for our Masters and Mistresses and also the staff. Below are some rules and guidelines for inside our establishment that we hope each person follows and abides by:
| - Cafe Kalani aims to create a family friendly RP environment regardless of circumstance or affiliation. |
| - We are event friendly and host/rent out our building and staff for the patron's needs. |
| - The cafe is considered a safehaven and neutral ground. |
| - Outside quarrels must be left at the door |
| - Arms must be declared if equipped but will not be removed from patrons unless given due cause. |
| - Those found concealing weapons, causing conflict or altercation will be removed from the premises and barred from future events. |
| - Visitors found engaging in unlawful activites on cafe property will be asked to cease. If actions persist, individuals will be barred from the premises. |
| - Staff are expected to work ethically, transparently and with honest intentions while representing the Syndicate in an official capacity. |
| - Any staff member found in violation of the above are subject to immediate termination from the cafe staff. |
About Cafe Kalani
In November 2016, Cafe Kalani was born. Kaiyah Aequs dreamed of a cafe that catered to the sweet tooth of all of Eorzea. It was to be a place for the ultimate RP experience for the new and seasoned players. Cafe Kalani debuted in February 2017 with a live concert and over 100 players lining up for the experience. The commitment to that elevated experience is still alive to this day.
A Message From the Owner
In November 2016, The idea for the best RP experience was born through this cafe. I hit the ground running with my FC mates who donated so much of their time to my project. We wanted to deliver a safe space for laughs, great food, and budding friendships. We have grown so much since then and we can only go up from here. I am proud to consider all employees special to the experience we intend to share with Eorzea. Can wait to see you!
Kaiyah Aequs
Contact
When are we open?
Is the Cafe not open tonight?
What events are happening this week?
All of these questions and more get answered in the Syndicate Official Discord!
Click the Discord icon below to be invited into the discord.
Upon arrival into the discord head over to #role-assignments and give yourself the Cafe Customer Role and any other role that applies to you!
Join us
Through the excitement of everything going on at the cafe you probably couldn't find a manager to inquire about a job!
We prepared for that!
If you loved everything you saw during your visit and would like to join the Kalani team please click below to fill out our online application:
Cafe Kalani Job Application
Please note that the more applications we recieve the longer the wait for yours. Be patient and join us on our HQ discord server to wait for your in-game interview:
Click Below
Cafe Kalani Job Inquiry Discord
Partnership
Cafe Kalani encourages the bonds between roleplayers and watching others succeed in their business ventures! If you would like to form a partnership with Cafe Kalani and be featured here on our site please:
Click Here
Reservations
Cafe Kalani is open to reservations!
Birthday parties, Proposals, Private Dates, Wedding Receptions and much more!
Base Price: 100,000g
Includes:
Full Custom MenuYour choice of your favorite maids and butlersAssortment of snacks and treatsTake home gift befitting the occasion!
The cafe can not be reserved during regular business hours and needs to be booked a week in advance!
Fine Print:
You must contact the Owner or Head Manager to book a reservation. Discord is required. A reciept of your reservation will be sent to you via Discord to review, approve and confirm. A deposit of 20% is required to hold the reservation.